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05 June 2009

I Demand a Pair of Ironed Y - Fronts Post Haste!

I'm THAT guy.

32, single, father of two, living with his mum.

Mmmm Hmmm!

What a catch!

Yeah GALZ!

Ha ha!

I laugh because its not looking good for me and my heterosexuality at all, a hairstylist who used to do Ballet who is living temporarily with his mum.

Ladykiller.

3 comments:

JO said...

Phil, you're so funny. Keep up the humour, it will help you deal with all this shit.

Jeanette said...

Are you trying to pic me up??

Jase Shepherd said...

Well we know you've had sex at least twice in your life! You're not the virgin I always took you for. And I'm still living at home with my folks. I like to think of it as a sex pad, but sadly, it doesn't have a rotating door. And Mum usually keeps it locked.